(Yesse)

Coming out of california on theo nly shore that goes south, ain't no sunset on that beach, shoot, to the deserts of nevada, where the lizards play hopscotch in between sage brush, taking peyote with the piautes, and swim in mirages for refuge with the wild stags and coyotes throwing rocks of high sierra cliffs, hoping to hit jackalopes, to the swamps of maryland where ghosts of frogs haunt the land with their undeniable scream, creeping up on you through the infinte magical forests, to the magical forests of the northwest, where the wierd talk about government, and the city pulses with homeless people and various drunkards trying to get a fix on cheap beer in midst of so much good beer, and here I am drinking tea, what the hell!

History

There once was a queen ant who lived in a colony. One day, after having about a thousand babies, it wanted to go on vacation, so it did, it took a trip to Spain. She took the trip, hooked up with some young italian guy, eventually married him, had a couple of kids. The italian guy was killed by a bull, and she was left all alone, so she became a nun, and very religious. She had been a celebate for at least 4 years, but she somehow had a baby. It was a little larvae, and it squirmed so cutely, but she was kicked out of the convent for being an unclean hooker, but she knew the truth, she had conceived a larvae out of abstinence! This was a divine child. She took it with her to the farthest corners of the earth, to show it that, this is the world. Well, the days went by, and she began to weaken, and just couldn't think or eat right. She died, when her head just fell off soon after. Unfortunely this queen ant didn't know that this larvae was in fact, not her child, it was a maggot implanted in her body by a fly, and they had been eating her insides for days, and forcing her to take them to high ground, so they could pupate and fly away. The maggots pupated, and flew away to parasitize other ants. The queens stiff carcass was eaten away by microscopic mites. And soon, there was no trace of her existence...